Missed it by that much

I attended a piano recital by a group of 7-12 year olds this weekend, and I thought there was a good chance of some awful names in that age group. But running down the list of performers I found a dozen normal names, Laura and Eliza and Dan and Jamie and Grace. But then, close to the bottom, came the kicker: Faizee. Poor girl. Especially given that Dan was her brother.