It was, sadly, only a matter of time

In the it was only a matter of time category comes: Tuscany (a girl).

Meea. Me, me, me, me, me!

I believe Loghan Belle is a girl, but you never do know.

Someone likes that horses: Makybie Dawn, sister to Jelise. The latter sounds like a topical treatment for those delicate places, gel-ease.

Blayde. Yes, Blayde.