Having “Ann(e)” as a middle name does not make up for a travesty of a first “name”

Deagan Nash, brother to Alarni.

Sapphira Michelle.

Oceane Mia Teri.

Krisinda, who got stuck with that name even though her(?) siblings are Max, Georgia and Jessica.

Zenna Anne.

Tacita Ann.

Orik Lee.

Piper Harmony.

Charli Aspen V.J.. Yeah, I don’t know either.

Zealan.